Can Coke be used as a toilet cleaner? Let's find out...
My toilet was blocked this afternoon and I thought I'd try Coke instead of what one would normally use. I can't think of a better use for Coca Cola, to be honest. It dissolves your teeth, so why not use it to dissolve human guano?
I enthusiastically applied myself to the task, but flushed I think a bit too soon, so I suppose the results are inconclusive. Maybe I need to use MORE next time.
On the same topic - there is an ad here on AFN (American Forces Network) that is brilliant. You see a crash test dummy in various roles that would normally be associated with children - riding a bicycle, blowing out candles, flying a kite, paddling in a swimming pool, and so on. At the end it says, "Would you treat a crash test dummy like a child? Then why do you treat your child like a crash test dummy?" It's brilliant.
They should do the same with drain cleaners and Coca Cola. Have someone drinking drain cleaner, and someome else pouring Coke in the toilet and then say, "Don't treat your body like a toilet."
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