Superman's Top Ten Pet Peeves [WIRED]

NVDL: Here's another - how do I get this damn string of hair to STAY in 'S' formation during fly time?

10. He constantly has to reassure Aquaman that he’s a valued member of the Justice League.

"Seriously, Arthur, that talking to the fish thing is really… Well, you know… The oceans… Well, I don’t have to tell you that they cover three-quarters of the Earth’s surface…"

9. Batman brags almost daily about all the fan mail he gets from women.

clipped from blog.wired.com 6. Lead-based paint. 5. Jimmy Olsen thinks practical jokes involving green phosphorescent rocks are so damn funny. 1. “For the millionth time, Lois, I’m not looking through her clothes!”