Zuma, all you have to do is wave and deny stuff [HAYIBO]

"It's so confusing."

However, he said he was "fairly confident" that he was qualified to be President of South Africa.

"All you have to do is wave and deny stuff," he said. "I think I can do that."

SHOOT: Corruption smear makes Zuma the perfect leader of the ANC. Everyone knows exactly what he stands for and what he is capable of.

clipped from www.hayibo.com PRETORIA. A tearful Jacob Zuma has spoken for the first time of the anguish of being suspected of corruption, saying that even though charges have been dropped, allegations have left him "almost unemployable". "I send out CV's and nobody responds," said Zuma. "No-one takes my calls. People look away on the street. The only job I'm qualified for is that of President." Zuma said that the decision by the National Prosecuting Authority to drop corruption charges against him was a relief, but that he was now having to answer "tricky questions" at cocktail parties. "People ask me why I kept demanding my day in court while working tirelessly to ensure I never got my day in court," said Zuma. "I went to a career advisor, just to see what my options are," explained Zuma. "He looked at my qualifications and suggested I could become a plumbers' apprentice.