CLEAVAGE: Thank you for your attention [HUMOR]

SHOOT: This is quite a funny true story. Click on the clipped link below to read the rest.

clipped from www.nickvanderleek.com Over the weekend I was sitting at Nino's, the only male at an all female table. It was a pleasant day, birds singing and all that. One of the ladies present was an astute and elderly mother-in-law, and another, an attractive mother. She was applying sunblock to the faces of her children, and in doing so, she was bending over slightly, exposing, well...you know. I notice this, of course, in peripheral vision and decide to focus on the strips of bacon on my plate instead. The strips of bacon in my plate. Yes. The strips of bacon in my plate. Yes, and there's a fragment of egg. And.. A young voice says softly something about "Mommy".