Never ever ask someone (of the opposite sex) out to lunch where you work.
For a man that means: I might want to sleep with you, but for now, I’d like to eat with you.
For a woman it means: He wants to sleep with me and now everyone else knows too, EEEEEEEEK.
(Or worse: he wanted to sleep with Sarah (translation: had lunch with Sarah) and now he wants to sleep with me (translation: he wants to have lunch with me.) I think he also said to Bernice he wants to sleep with her (translation: Bernice, we should have lunch sometime). You know what, I think he had a threesome with Michelle and Samantha last week (translation: Michelle and Samantha and I had lunch last week at Mimo's).
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