Tuesday, September 15, 2009

When Being a Bachelor Turns Bad...

# You assume you repulse all women

When a girl walks by and smiles, most guys take it as a compliment. But being single for too long can start to wear on your confidence. You think these flirtatious glances are really smirks at your expense, probably aimed at your hair or bad outfit.

Losing confidence often happens when you are out of the game for too long, and attracting anyone (let alone someone you are actually interested in) will be difficult.

SHOOT: Interesting. Some are ha ha funny and some are not so ha ha funny. I notice I've been buying computer games recently, and can definitely improve on my eating habits.
clipped from www.sowetan.co.za
Some signs that might mean you have been single for too long
  • You play too many video games
  • Putting in endless hours of Wii antics at night is bad for your body, your brain and your chances of ever getting laid again. It’s also easy for bachelors to fall into the boozing, sports- watching, golfing-any-time- you-want lifestyle that drives girls crazy.

  • You surf mail-order bride sites “out of curiosity”
  • Envisioning a lonely, solitary future can drive some men to take very desperate measures like ordering a bride off the Internet rather than facing the prospect of cooking and cleaning for themselves forever.

  • You get a cat
  • It’s perfectly reasonable for anyone forced to go without companionship for a long stretch of time to seek friendship in a pet.

    But before you go running off to the pet store in search of camaraderie, there is one immutable fact you need to consider: Girls think that guys who own cats are weird.

  • Your dating standards plummet
  • You develop bad eating habits
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