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Below are quotes from one of my favorite movies of all-time, Jerry MacGuire.

JM: I had lost the ability to bullshit.

Mar: This is humiliating, I'm pregnant, and I'm incapable of bullshit.

JM: I couldn't escape one simple thought. I hated myself. No..No..No here's what it was...I hated my place in the world. I had to so much to say and no one to listen.

GF: There is a sensitivity thing that some people have. I don't have it. I don't cry at movies, I don't gush over babies, I don't buy Christmas presents 5 months early, and I DON'T tell the guy who just ruined both our lives, 'Oh, poor baby.' But I do love you.

JM: Jump right into my nightmare, the water is warm!

GF: You are NOT a loser!

JM: Who said anything about loser!?

GF: If you ever want me to be with another woman for you, I'd do it. It's not something I'm interested in. Once, yeah, it seemed normal, but it was just a phase, a college thing, like torn Levi's or law school for you. Would you like something from the kitchen? I'm gonna get some fruit.

JM: These fish have manners.

Rod: I hear that you hear what I'm saying...but do you truly hear what I'm saying?

JM: When you get on the field, it's all about what you didn't get, who's to blame, who underthrew the pass, who's got the contracts you don't, who's not giving you love. That is not what inspires people. That is not what inspires people! Shut up, play the game... play it from the heart. And I will show you Quan and that's the truth. Can you handle it?

Rod: Anyone else would have left you by now, but I'm sticking with you. And if I have to ride your ass like Zorro, you're gonna show me the money.

GF: I've had three lovers in the past four years, and they all ran a distant second to a good book and a warm bath.

Dor: The difference between coach and first class used to be a better meal, now it's a better life.

Rod: I am a valuable commodity. I go across the middle. I see a dude coming at me...trying to kill me! I say 'Get killed...catch the ball' Boo-yah! Touchdown! I make miracles happen!

JM: Believe me, there's genius everywhere but until they turn pro it's like popcorn in a pan...some pop, some don't.

DF: I LOVE getting up in the morning. I clap my hands and say 'This is going to be a great day!'

JM: This moment will the moment of something real and fun and inspiring in this god forsaken business and we will do it together.

DF: Roll with the punches. Tomorrow is another day.

JM: I'm not going to let you get rid of me.

DF: Hey, I don't have all the answers, in life, to be honest, I've failed as much as I've succeeded, but I love my wife, I love my life, and I wish you my kind of success.

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(JM = Jerry MacGuire, Mar = Marcie, Dor = Dorothy, DF = Dicky Fox, GF = Girlfriend/Avery, Rod = Rod Kildwell)

Did you see Jerry MacGuire? The movie is all about integrity, making a new start, developing a mission statement and then sticking to it.

Here's One of the Best Scenes:

JM: Yeah, yeah, what can I do for YOU, Rod?
Rod: It's a very personal, very important thing. Hell, it's a family motto. Now are you ready? Just checking to make sure you're ready. Here it is -- show me the money. OHHH!!!! SHOW! ME! THE! MONEY! Doesn't it make you feel good just to say that, Jerry? Say it with me one time brother!
JM: ....Show you the money.
Rod:Oh, come on, you can do better than that! I want you to say it brother with meaning! Hey, I got Bob Sugar on the other line I better hear you say it!
JM: Yeah, ye - no, show you the money!
Rod: AH! Not show YOU! Show ME the money!
JM: Show me the money!
Rod: Yeah, that's it brother but you got to yell that shit!
JM: Show me the money!
Rod: Louder!
JM: Show me the money!

Dor: You had me at hello.

JM: Forget the dance. Focus.
from: http://www.fiftiesweb.com/movies/movie-quotes-j.htm