Diary of a Sleepyhead

[diary] Have never been happier in entire life. However, must not obsess or fantasize. Must stop thinking about UFO's, Julianne Moore, and Alexander the Great kissing his mother (Angelina Jolie).
Must replace Polar battery.
Need to ride bike once and for all so can put it in box.
Must call some people before I'm gone.
Must organise party and not sneak out of Korea without saying goodbye.
Must eat three meals a day, instead of two.
Must sleep.
Must resist temptation to end my time here with a bang. This usually leads to prolonged jet lag for up to 10 days after arriving in the new Hemisphere. On the other hand, must not end with whimper.
Must go to dinner party in Itaewon tomorrow night.
Must buy Corneli Christmas present. What?
Must do a google search on: Best chick gifts.
Must get used to life without lightspeed internet connection and blitzkrieg computer with flatscreen.
Must sleep.
Must remove at least one tire from my belly.
Must swim.
Must run.
Must sleep more than 5 hours at a time.
Must disconnect phone.
Must destroy the doorbell.
Must not stop at go.
Must collect R200 (thousand)...eventually.
Must disconnect.
Sleep.