I need to stare at this sign for about an hour. I've been going through my mailbox almost every day wondering when on earth they're gonna send me the electricity bill. Turns out they've slipped two inside and under two white pages.

The bill for June is, gasp, W148 220, and July, (recoil and then faint) W245 770. That's about R2000. For cool air over two months. Think I'm gonna toss the remote out the window.

Meanwhile oil has ratcheted up to $68.