"I don't advise a haircut, mate. All hairdressers are in the employment of the government. Hairs are your aerials. They pick up signals from the cosmos and transmit them directly into the brain. This is the reason that bald-headed men are uptight." - from Withnail and IAre bald men uptight? If they are it's for the same reason that small-breasted women are uptight.
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