Why men are never depressed...

Why men are never depressed...

What do you expect from such simple creatures?

v  Your last name stays put.

v  The garage is all yours.

v  Wedding plans take care of themselves.

v  Chocolate is just another snack.

v  You can be President.

v  You can never be pregnant.

v  You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.

v  You can wear NO shirt to a water park.

v  Car mechanics tell you the truth.

v  The world is your urinal.

v  You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.

v  You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.

v  Same work, more pay.

v  Wrinkles add character.

v  Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100.

v  People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.

v  New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.

v  One mood all the time.

v  Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

v  You know stuff about tanks.

v  A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.

v  You can open all your own jars.

v  You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

v  If someone forgets to invite you, he or she, can still be your friend.

v  Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.

v  Three pairs of shoes are more than enough..

v  You almost never have strap problems in public.

v  You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.

v  Everything on your face stays its original colour.

v  The same hairstyle lasts for years, even decades.

v  You only have to shave your face and neck.

v  You can play with toys all your life.

v  One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one colour for all seasons.

v  You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.

v  You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife.

v  You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache.

v  You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives On December 24 in 25 minutes.