South African Men negotiate dangerous curves on National Cleavage Day, but somehow avoid a pile up [SLIDESHOW, PICTURES, TODAY'S LINKS]

“Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You can't stare at it long, it's too risky. You get a sense of it then you look away.” - Jerry Seinfield

In my opinion cleavage is sexy but I find someone who is flat chested and able to go around carefree without even wearing a bra, like Keira, even more sexy. Hence I've posted this link on my blog, The Most beautiful woman in the world [and she's flat chested].


View the rest of these images at this slideshow.

More pics here:
Scarlett
Yum [PHOTOGRAPHY]
Too sexy to sleep.
Sexy Elbe
Pamela Anderson - big boobs don't have to be trashy
Connie Nielsen
The Ideal Woman [PHOTOPRAPHY]
Roxanne Meyer [PHOTOGRAPHY]
Xu
Hanna Verboom
You're the fire
Scarlett Johansson [PHOTOGRAPHY]

There's a special day just for your cleavage.

clipped from www.women24.com In its second year of this annual event, National Cleavage Day is sure to produce yet again its share of proud displays of womanhood, smiles and wholesome fun. So ladies, dare to bare your assets in your favourite Wonderbra and participate in this festive call to all women. Drivers beware of the extra dangerous curves you will have to negotiate on the morning of April 4th! Keep your eyes peeled at busy intersections nationally between 7am and 8:30am for the Wonderbra models, displays and giveaways.

The Most Beautiful Woman In The World (and she's flat-chested)

For a slideshow of the Miss World contestants (in bikinis) go here.




And she really doesn't have the best teeth in the business. So what makes her so beautiful? Her sweetness. Her femininity. Her quiet strength. And the way she speaks with that gorgeous, cheeky mouth.

Weird: Man On ARV's Grows Breasts

by Alfred Moselakgomo
It is a wonderful thing when a young girl develops breasts, but for a 42-year-old Mpumalanga man, it has become a harrowing experience.

Sabelo Maepa – not his real name – of Sakhile township in Standerton is in need of urgent medical treatment because his breasts grow bigger by the day.

“Having female-like breasts when you are not female can be a source of shame and embarrassment,” said Maepa.

From the Sowetan: Man beats his breasts over ARV effects

Thank You For Your Attention (HUMOR)

Over the weekend I was sitting at Nino's, the only male at an all female table. It was a pleasant day, birds singing and all that. One of the ladies present was an astute and elderly mother-in-law, and another, an attractive mother. She was applying sunblock to the faces of her children, and in doing so, she was bending over slightly, exposing, well...you know.

I notice this, of course, in peripheral vision and decide to focus on the strips of bacon on my plate instead. The strips of bacon in my plate. Yes. The strips of bacon in my plate. Yes, and there's a fragment of egg. And..
A young voice says softly something about "Mommy".

Distracted from the rivetting bacon on my plate, I begin to glance along the tablecloth, thoughts starting to whizz through the chemical substrate of my brain.
Then a rather mischevous thought passes through my (no doubt) male mind. So, acting on my internalised decision, as she begins to stoop to apply sunblock to the next child, right beside me, I make (what appears to be) a cursory glance(but is actually a calculated, pin-point accurate on target LOOK) through Swanlake (with breasts playing the role of snowy white ballet dancers graciously wobbling about between silky curtains).

After a full two seconds I painfully withdraw my gaze from the depths of Safe and Soft Happy Valley Land, and glance STRAIGHT INTO THE PIERCING GAZE OF THE MOTHER IN LAW.

I want my boobs back

Women’s breasts have been annexed by men
By Reporter Janice K.

Theres this funny line about the state of breasts in the book High Fidelity by Nick Hornby. It goes like this. "Attack and defense, invasion and repulsion...it was as if breasts were little pieces of property that had been unlawfully annexed by the opposite sex - they were rightfully ours and we wanted them back."

And that I think pretty accurately sums up what men think of boobs. There is probably no other part of a woman’s body that will have to withstand so much scrutiny and attention.

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