Girls, here's why it's better to leave your breasts alone [A Modern Grimm's Fairy Tale]

SHOOT: Once upon a time there was an attractive young lady. Her name was Victoria/Demi/Pamela. Dissatisified with her looks, and wanting more attention, she decided to make one major change to herself. She inflated her breasts. The attractive young lady then became a plastic attractive young lady known for her large breasts. When spoken to, her breasts became the centre of attention. Not her. This made her very sad, and she then blamed her breasts for all the shallow people in her life. Wanting to be taken seriously, she then had a breast reduction...and went on to live (fairly) happily ever after.

clipped from www.dailymail.co.uk Victoria Beckham has gone under the knife to have a breast reduction after becoming sick of her busty WAG look, it was claimed today. The former singer-turned-fashion designer is believed to have had the procedure done last month. She saw a Los Angeles surgeon for her third boob job and had a set of implants removed to reduce her assets from a busty 34DD to a less obtrusive 34B. Victoria is now said to be recovering in France with husband David, 34, and their sons Brooklyn, ten, Romeo, six, and four-year-old Cruz. In a BBC interview in 2003, she said: 'I'm completely natural.' But in 2005, she was forced to admit she had lied after court papers revealed she had 'undergone breast enhancement surgery and had lied about it'. She overhauled her once brassy image in the last 18 months in an apparent effort to be taken seriously in the fashion world. She has previously admitted to cringing at old photographs that showed her exposing her pneumatic form.