Natalie Portman, Nicole Kidman, Nicky Greenwall, the girl next door, the babes at AAA advertising school... Let's face it, the Jewish princess is hot. Let's get down to the nitty gritty:
Average Ratings
Intelligence: 10/10
Beauty: 9/10
Sexy? Yes
Ability to have a good conversation: 8/10
Upbringing: 8/10
Maintenance: UNACCEPTABLY HIGH MAINTENANCE FACTOR - DISQUALIFICATION.
Also: "Hi, howzit going?"
"Good thanks." (meanwhile, a coy glance that means: 'Err...I notice you are not Jewish.')
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