* I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger.
Then it hit me.
* Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.
* Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
He's all right now.
* The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.
* When fish are in schools they sometimes take debate.
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