Under 16 year olds may not rub each other up the 'wrong' way

Good luck implementing this law. It might be more effective to start up 'Jesus Camps' and get the young uns to pledge 'until marriage do I remain a virgin'. Unfortunately, it turns out these sort of pledges delay the birds and bees stuff by a few months, at best. In my case it was for quite a bit longer, but then again, look how great I turned out ;-)

So what to do? Here's my shortlist:

- Ban magazines from the home
- Ban the internet
- Ban trips to the mall
- Ban dating of any kind
- Ban the use of cellphones
- Ban all TV including the news (coverage on the news now includes lascivious coverage)
- Basically put their eyes out

Ja right. This actually reminds me of what it was like being at Grey in the mid to late 80's, when there was a delicious mix of the sacred and profane. At that stage the sacred was ahead, but not for long. Madonna killed that naive hope virtually singlehandedly, Roxette, Kylie and Alanis did their thing in the 90's (some of it was still half innocent), the Spice Girls came and went (and came again) and now Britney and her sister(s) have the baton. Is Jenna Jameson performing yet in music videos (and other porn stars) or is this old news by now?

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Italian Chandelier

“The Italian Chandelier”
Again, bet you thought I made this one up, huh? Rumored to burn 912 calories an hour, the “Italian Chandelier” is a great position for fun and is one where the woman has to do a LOT of work. To effect this position, the man lies on his back and the woman lowers herself down onto his penis, then SLOWLY leans backwards, arching her back and supporting herself with her arms. She then has to kind of do a back-bend, up and down motion to start the gyrations, and the man is sort of limited as to how much help he can deliver.

For an illustration go here.

This position is HARD on the back, the legs and the arms. I would personally APPLAUD any woman who could do this position for AN HOUR, as I personally can only last about 10 minutes – and then my arms are putty!

More positions here.

It's a sexual position. The woman pushes her back and butt completly off the ground using her arm and legs, kind of like crab-walking or like when you do the bridge in gymnastics. The guy does the same thing, but facing down when they make love. I heard the Italians love it because it burns a lot of calories.

Also: 13 year old gets fifteen year old pregnant [PICTURES].
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