Are You Paranoid Enough?

"Great thinkers have always encountered opposition from mediocre minds." - Albert Einstein

"I know I'm paranoid, but am I paranoid enough?" - Tom Clancy.

"I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers." - Peter Kaye.

"In mathematics you don't understand things. You just get used to them." - Johann von Neumann

"Never waste a lie when the truth will do." - Jack Clancy

"Remember to always be yourself. Unless you suck." - Joss Whedon

"Stupidity, if left untreated, is self-correcting." - Heinlein

99% of lawyers are giving the rest a bad name.

A bachelor's life is no life for a single man.

A bad plan is better than no plan.

A city is a large community where people are lonesome together.

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of thinking.

A day for firm decisions! Or is it?

A day without sun shine is like, you know, night.

A drunk mans' words are a sober mans' thoughts.

A free society is one where it is safe to be unpopular.

The Perfect Woman

Brains, brawn (including boobs) and a touch of spunk*.

*Noun
1.
spunk - material for starting a fire
kindling, tinder, touchwood, punk
igniter, ignitor, lighter - a substance used to ignite or kindle a fire
2.
spunk - the courage to carry on; "he kept fighting on pure spunk"; "you haven't got the heart for baseball"
mettle, nerve, heart
braveness, bravery, courage, courageousness - a quality of spirit that enables you to face danger or pain without showing fear