Showing posts with label The Lighter side of Beijing (Commentator Blapses). Show all posts
Showing posts with label The Lighter side of Beijing (Commentator Blapses). Show all posts

Wednesday, August 27, 2008

The Lighter side of Beijing (Commentator Blapses)

Soccer commentator: Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field.
clipped from centralsa.womf.com
2. Dressage commentator: This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother.
5. Softball announcer: If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again.
6. Basketball analyst: He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces.
7. At the rowing medal ceremony: Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew.
9. Tennis commentator: One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them... Oh my God, what have I just said?

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