Heya NVDL!
My name is Simon Kingston, I work as an independent consultant in Iceland.
I write to you in relation to an EFT (Electronics Funds Transfer) I made to your account last night. I found your banking details in the sidebar of your website (which I am a very popular reader there of) but made an honest and genuine mistake. Instead of donating 300 ISK to your account (814.77 Rand according to your useful currency converter) I transferred 3000 ISK, which I did not intend. I am sure you woke up a happy man, when you saw your bank statements, but as moral a human I'm sure you are, I am confident that you understand my mistake and transfer 2700 ISK (7329.9 Rand) back to my sisters account.
But actually, I think we could find a better solution. Instead of paying the money back maybe you would act as my tour guide when I come visit your beautiful country. I want to visit southern Africa (make some investments) and need someone to trust, to take care of me, and maybe show me your favorite places. I am also an avid swimmer, so I do like the coast line! Money is no issue, and I can provide food and transport!
So, in light of these fantastic opportunities arising, I am sure you will be happy to meet me. What is your address and when can you fetch me from the airport.
Looking forward meeting you!
Sim / or Simon for long
NVDL: Great scam except for the small matter that no money was transferred to my account, and I can track visits to my website (none from Iceland, and certainly no regular visitors). Anyhoo, why don't I give you my address anyway so you can murder me and take my car. Here it is:
2b An Idiot Avenue
ImusthaveanIQ of 7Ville
Idiocy
Northwest Province
87RT
Thanks for playing.
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