Tuesday, July 21, 2009

Why is there no NASCAR with Thousands Of Bicycles?

SHOOT: Cycling is in fact far more dangerous than NASCAR, and in the average season perhaps 4-5 drivers suffer serious injuries. In cycling, it's not unusual to see those sort of numbers in a day, or at most a week on the professional circuit.
clipped from www.theonion.com
NASCAR Bikes

DAYTONA BEACH, FL—Top stock-car racing officials have yet to respond to repeated passionate public demands that their series evolve to reflect the will of the people and the natural order of things, and be contended by riders on thousands of bicycles. "NASCAR is supposedly a sport reflecting the simple desires of the working people, who travel to their work upon bicycles, yet the greedy and aspirational NASCAR chairmen willfully ignore this fact," said one American factory manager whose own single-speed Shen Shye commuting bicycle is a proud symbol of his humble and earnest servitude. "Only when racers pedal shoulder-to-shoulder along crowded city streets to their shifts at tin-smelting plants will NASCAR truly capture the spirit of the laboring classes." NASCAR currently employs large, unwieldy racing automobiles of crude design and garish demeanor, built either by unlettered barbarians or the collaborating Japanese.鱼

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