"Dear John"

I recently sent my girlfriend Fransa a "Dear John" letter. It went like this:

Dear Fransa,
I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is just too great. I must admit that I have cheated on you twice, since you've been gone, and it's not fair to either of us. I'm sorry. Please return the picture of me that I sent to you.
Love, Nick

Fransa's best friend, Bennette, told me she was very hurt, and so asked her colleagues for any snapshots they
could spare of their boyfriends, brothers, ex-boyfriends, uncles,
cousins etc. In addition to the picture of me, Fransa included all the
other pictures of the pretty lads she had collected from her buddies.
There were 57 photos in that envelope along with this note:

Dear Nick,
I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who the f*** you are. Please take your picture from the pile, and send the rest back to me.
Take Care, Fransa